It’s impossible to be mad with a kitteh on your shoulder. It’s SCIENCE.
holy shit this is actually insane
Wow, give this a readthe actual fuck?
i love this. this is cray but exemplifies all of the things i love about criminal law.
List: Questions That Get All Women Horny
I put all the dishes away, is that OK?
You mean to tell me that you are actually 13 years older than you appear? Is it possible that I could even be more attracted to you than I was initially?
Do you mind if I just take care of the laundry? There is a certain way that I like to do it.
Will it bother you if I scratch your head for a while?
Don’t you think you need a new pair of boots to really pull that outfit together?
That dinner was so delicious, will you please make it for me again? Scratch that. Will you share the recipe with me and I’ll just make it myself in the near future, with possible riffs and improvements?
How can it be that you’ve said something so insightful when you just said something even more witty before that and are likely to blow my mind again momentarily?
Do all female celebrities know how inferior they are to you?
Did you recently lose weight and/or gain muscle?
Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.
you stop it. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. #dead
I imagine when these people get to heaven, God is going to be like:
WELL A WHOLE RAW POTATO IS CLEARLY THE NEW BIRTH CONTROL.
Same as my nikes, color and all. My favorites!
4:57 PM
Ginger is all about this car ride!
1:46 PM
It has been a long 24 hours… #tiredgirlproblems #ihavebeeninthecarforforever #traveling
8:06 AM
Up since 4 am packing for the drive to nj/pa. Did all that just fine and was feeling accomplished… Until I snapped my favorite betsey johnson faux wayfarer sunglasses on the way to work. Ugh, time to go shopping I guess. #tired #tiredgirlproblems
Bill Hader to Leave Saturday Night Live
When Bill Hader leaves “Saturday Night Live” at the end of the season, he will take a collection of colorful characters with him.STEFON IS LEAVING SNL AND TODAY IS TRASH AS A RESULT.
"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."
— Kurt Vonnegut (via simplysweet07)
6:00 PM
me after the day i’ve had.
