insomniac. blondie. transplanted yankee in the south. lady lawyer. still smiling, despite the stress.
September 20th
11:15 AM
Via
September 19th
5:45 PM
Via

kryptonkaleidoscopes:

It’s so weird when everyone is in school and I’m just sitting at home in sweats contemplating what snack I should next stuff in my face.

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

10:01 AM
Desperately “need” this #abd #ashleybrookedesigns mug. Pretty much my favorite phrase. 😂😂😂

Desperately “need” this #abd #ashleybrookedesigns mug. Pretty much my favorite phrase. 😂😂😂

9:51 AM

Dear weather,

Pleasepleaseplease don’t start being fall until my cowboy boots are aired out from being in a smoky bar last weekend. I refuse to give up my maxi dresses without being able to jump into my cowboy boots.

Thank you,

Jen

September 18th
5:45 PM
Via
5:41 PM

here’s a story about how i felt like a badass for 5 seconds this morning.

SO. i got someone towed out of my private parking spot this morning. i did look for them first, but there wasn’t anyone nearby! people who don’t have permits park in my lot ALL THE DAMN TIME (because there are bars nearby? and they’re jerks? idk?) and in theory, anyone who parks in the lot could get them towed… or even anyone who happens to pass by and notice a car without a permit or a window hanger. there are HUGE signs stating anyone parking in the lot without a permit will be towed. i wasn’t going to be a jerk about it and ignored all of the non-permitted cars… until someone parked in my spot, which then forced me to pay to park elsewhere. considering I had to tell someone to move their vehicle that was blocking the only entrance to the lot yesterday and they gave me shit for it, i’d be lying if it didn’t feel a little bit great to get that car towed this morning.

…then i spent all day worrying my car would get keyed by the person whose car i got towed. my moment of feeling like a badass evaporated REALLy quickly, haha!

1:17 PM
Still obsessed with my laptop lunches lunchbox! It has been so helpful for portion control and getting back to eating normal amounts after indulging all weekend! Today I have lunch and breakfast in my box (and snacks)! It might actually be more calories than I eat for both meals but if I have leftovers that’s okay. :) counting calories (as usual), so everything in here is measured. I’m nomming on 1/4 c chicken salad with 2 slices v thin white bread cut into squares for mini sandwiches, celery w low cal salad dressing (spicy ranch) for dipping, 2 meringue cookies (bad idea to put them in w the bread, apparently, because now they’re no longer crunchy…), Special K pastry crisps, and a lf yoplait.  Hiding out of frame is a grapefruit cup, as well. 

I love food and small containers. I even love those mini utensils I bought. That is as close as I will ever get to fancy bentos and food picks, hah! I’m going to try to stop posting so many pictures of my lunches because they’re boring, but I am really enjoying this lunchbox! (Maybe I should put all this text under the cut when I get home/not on iPhone…?)

Still obsessed with my laptop lunches lunchbox! It has been so helpful for portion control and getting back to eating normal amounts after indulging all weekend! Today I have lunch and breakfast in my box (and snacks)! It might actually be more calories than I eat for both meals but if I have leftovers that’s okay. :) counting calories (as usual), so everything in here is measured. I’m nomming on 1/4 c chicken salad with 2 slices v thin white bread cut into squares for mini sandwiches, celery w low cal salad dressing (spicy ranch) for dipping, 2 meringue cookies (bad idea to put them in w the bread, apparently, because now they’re no longer crunchy…), Special K pastry crisps, and a lf yoplait. Hiding out of frame is a grapefruit cup, as well.

I love food and small containers. I even love those mini utensils I bought. That is as close as I will ever get to fancy bentos and food picks, hah! I’m going to try to stop posting so many pictures of my lunches because they’re boring, but I am really enjoying this lunchbox! (Maybe I should put all this text under the cut when I get home/not on iPhone…?)

September 17th
11:15 AM
Via
10:51 AM
Today’s ridiculous selfie brought to you by the aforementioned french toast, #piko tops, and a necklace that looks like coral. If I could describe my style in one made up word, it would be  #fancycomfy

Today’s ridiculous selfie brought to you by the aforementioned french toast, #piko tops, and a necklace that looks like coral. If I could describe my style in one made up word, it would be #fancycomfy

9:38 AM
Stopped by local hippie supermarket to grab my favorite yogurt and came out with epic french toast and real maple syrup. I think that’s a win?

Stopped by local hippie supermarket to grab my favorite yogurt and came out with epic french toast and real maple syrup. I think that’s a win?

September 16th
5:45 PM
Via
spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT


I would probably sell my kidney for dunkaroos to be produced again, no lie!

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

I would probably sell my kidney for dunkaroos to be produced again, no lie!